Sunday, December 21, 2008

Song of the Day -- Warwick Avenue by Duffy

Note that the London post a couple beneath this one is new, but since I started it a while ago it appears below the Premier League post. In that post, I mention Warwick Avenue and the Duffy song of that name, so it seemed like a good time to spotlight the song itself.

Basically, the lyrical content of the song features Duffy arriving at Warwick Avenue to meet with a soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend who has apparently hurt her. She needs to explain to him why she is leaving him. Musically, it fits in with Duffy's retro 60s throwback type sound. The video, which was naturally filmed on location features about 4 minutes of Duffy singing the song while crying in the back of London Black Cab. It's all very chic and minimalist or something.

Anyhow, the song was a big hit for Duffy. It was her third single off of Rockferry after a limited release of the title track and then her smash #1 hit "Mercy." It peaked at #3 and proved that Duffy was no flash in the pan but a genuine new force in UK pop music. It also reached #1 on the UK airplay chart.

It's just a generally pleasant song and has a real belter of a chorus that's just a ton of fun to sing along with. I was humming it to myself the whole time I was near Warwick Avenue.

For reference, here are the song's lyrics:
When I get to Warwick Avenue
Meet me by the entrance of the tube
We can talk things over little time
But promise me you wont stand by the light


When I get to Warwick Avenue
Please draw the past and be true

Don’t say we’re okay

Just because I’m here

You hurt me bad but I wont shed a tear


I’m leaving you for the last time baby
You think you’re loving,
But you don’t love me
And I’ve been confused

Outta my mind lately

You think you’re loving,

But I want to be free, baby

You’ve hurt me.


When I get to Warwick Avenue
We’ll spend an hour but no more than two

Our only chance to speak once more
I showed you answers, now here’s the door
When I get to Warwick Avenue
I’ll tell you baby that we’re through

Cause I’m leaving you for the last time baby
You think you’re loving,

But you don’t love me
And I’ve been confused

An outta my mind lately

You think you’re loving,

But you don’t love me I want to be free, baby
You’ve hurt me.


All the days spent together I wish for better,
And I didn’t want the train to come

Now it’s departed, I’m broken hearted

Seems like we never started

All those days spent together

When I wished for better

And I didn’t want the train to come.
No, no.

You think you’re loving

But you don’t love me I want to be free, baby
You’ve hurt me
You don’t love me I want to be free
Baby you’ve hurt me

Here's a picture of Warwick Avenue tube station:

Here's a picture of some houses on Warwick Avenue:

Finally, here's the video link : Warwick Avenue video

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Premier League Quick Hits

So I haven't exactly diligently updated on the Premier League, but if there is anyone actually coming here for there EPL news, they are in the wrong place. I would suggest bbc.co.uk/sport, personally. However, I do have a few quick thoughts regarding the day's action.

  • Wigan leads Blackburn 3-0. How quickly will Paul Ince be fired? During the post-game press conference seems likely. I feel bad for the guy being a young manager and all that, but right now he's got Blackburn on the fast track to relegation and they should be much more competitive.
  • Hull did it again and somehow managed a 2-0 lead against Liverpool only to have Steven Gerrard pull it back for the league leaders with two goals in 10 minutes. I don't think it's possible to be any more clutch than Gerrard is. He's worth about 10 points a season on his own. I will never forget how he conned his way into a penalty to sneak an undeserved point against Atletico Madrid in Champions' League.
  • A typical Arsenal day. Arsenal beat Chelsea at Stamford Bridge, which is surely impressive. The difference between Arsenal and Chelsea, though, is that Chelsea had 7 first team players injured (including Cech, both Coles, Drogba, and Ballack) and beat Middlesborough 5-0 at the Riverside. Arsenal--more or less healthy except for Theo Walcott and I suppose Tomas Rosicky--blew a 1-0 lead and limped to a 1-1 draw.
  • Arsenal, at least in theory, has more than enough quality to handle Boro'. For goodness sake, their Carling Cup side of reserves beat a full strength Wigan club 3-0. Still, they can't get it done consistently enough.
  • Liverpool's draw with Hull City bails out the Gunners, though. They remain just 8 points off the pace. However, Aston Villa's 4-2 win over Bolton will drop Arsenal to fifth and they also may cede points to Manchester United who face Spurs later.
  • The big winners are guess who? Yep, Chelsea and Manchester United. Last season's top two are poised to each gain two points on Liverpool with wins. Chelsea can go top of the table with a win over West Ham. United can moved to just 4 points behind Liverpool with a game in hand.
  • Liverpool's draw means that Arsenal will remain within striking distance, but in all honesty they need a drastic change in form and soon. They were lifeless against Porto and only occasionally showed quality against Boro'. If they can't give a more consistent effort, they'll never be able to challenge the big boys.
  • They're still too shaky in defence. It's not just Almunia or Gallas, even though they certainly have their flaws. Clichy, at least as live texts indicate, had a bit of a shocker with some rash challenges. I think Wenger probably prioritizes fluid attacking play so much that he compromises his defence.
  • Exhibit A: Kieran Gibbs. Gibbs may make a fine fullback some day, but against Wigan he was constantly getting run up and down the flank. To be fair, he always recovered and never was fully beaten, but it's indicative of what happens when you turn wingers into fullbacks.
  • Chelsea gets away with Cole and Bosingwa pushing deep into the wings but they have John Terry and Petr Cech forming the backbone of their defence to bail them out. Gallas and Almunia hardly compare.
  • In fairness to Arsenal, Theo Walcott's and Tomas Rosicky's injuries are significant. Right now, they have no true wingers and Walcott's pace and creativity always gives defenders fits. Right now, it seems that all the midfield playmaking must come from Cesc Fabregas and that's too heavy a burden for the young captain.
  • I suppose Wenger could get creative and play Adebayor and/or Van Persie in midfield, but that would require quality reserve strikers. Carlos Vela has sublime skill but Wenger clearly doesn't trust him just yet and he has a tendency to be anonymous for stretches. Bentdner, goal against Kiev aside, can't finish a goal for the life of him.
  • If Arsenal is to be competitve in the Premier League, or even in Champions' League for that matter, Wenger is going to have to spend some cash in the transfer window. A capable winger and solid centre-back should be at the top of the list.
  • Rumour has it that Wenger is interested in Brede Hangleand, Fulham's rock in central defence. Hangeland seems like an odd fit for such a fluid team as Arsenal, given his awkward playing style, but there is no doubting his effectiveness. I suppose the Cottagers would listen to the right offer, but I can't see how Fulham could sell him. Fulham is not a good scoring team so they depend on their rock-solid defence. Hangeland is the key to that. He defuses an absurd amount of aerial threats and frees up Hughes, Pantsil, and Konchesky to focus on dispossessing opposing attackers.
  • Speaking of Fulham, they are almost certainly the most tedious team in the league to follow. Today's 0-0 draw with Stoke City makes it three goalless draws in four for Fulham. Certainly, one point at a time is better than none. Ask Paul Ince, Tony Mowbray, or Roy Keane and I'm sure they'll confirm that. Furthermore, all of those goalless draws are on the road, so it's hard to complain too terribly much because at least they're avoiding a relegation battle. Still, it doesn't exactly make thrilling reading on the live texts.
  • In all honesty, Aston Villa is one of the top four teams in the league right now both in points and in actuality. With Ashley Young in positively scorching form and Gabriel Agbonlahor not much worse, Villa is legitimately a better team than Arsenal and certainly more consistent. That makes Fulham's back to back draws at Anfield and Villa Park that much more impressive.
  • Still, Fulham is going to need to start getting three points from some of their fixtures sooner or later. Particularly they are crying out for some away wins. Their form at Craven Cottage is absolutely solid, but they just don't win enough points away from home.
  • It's hard to reconcile the Robbie Keane situation. Keane is saying that he is staying at Anfield. Rafa Benitez insists he will not be sold. But when Liverpool is searching for a late breakthrough against Hull it's not Keane that comes of the bench. El Zhar and Babel instead take the pitch. How damning of an indictment is it that even without Torres available, Benitez apparently rates Keane as no better than his fourth best striking option behind El Zhar, Babel, and Dirk Kuyt playing out of position?
  • If Keane isn't going to see the field, there doesn't seem to be any reason why Benitez wouldn't sell him back to Tottenham and Harry Redknapp, who covets him, other than pride.
  • One almost wonders if there isn't something more at play, an injury perhaps? Yes, Keane isn't in form, but his form did not appear to be so horrendous as to warrant his current treatment.
  • It's nice to read these articles about how not even Manchester United fans like Dimitar Berbatov. Even his own team's supporters realize what a wanker he is.
  • Wanker of the Year shortlist: Berbatov, Cristiano Ronaldo, Nicolas Bendtner, William Gallas, Albert Riera. Any others?
  • Everton nicked a late goal to beat Manchester City despite having exactly zero fit strikers for the game and being forced to play midfielder Tim Cahill up front. Surely this is cosmic (karmic?) justice for last week's heartbreaking loss to Aston Villa.
  • Every time I hear about Tim Cahill, I think of the song "Trippin' On You" by a dance artist named Cahill.
  • City fans now officially want Mark Hughes' head and I can hardly blame them. City has a lot of talent but they are letting it go to waste and keep suffering poor results. Surely things will improve after the January transfer window, but is Hughes really the man to spend those millions?
  • It's fascinating to wonder who City will get. Among the rumored names are Gianluigi Buffon, John Terry (don't see that happening), Frank Ribery, Lukas Podolski, and David Villa. Just to name a few. That's five players to the world's best starting XI.
  • Chelsea meanwhile have signed, are in talks to sign, or will not sign Braga striker Orlando Sa, depending on who you believe. The Blues are also rumored to be after Wigan striker Amr Zaki, but Steve Bruce insists that that will happen over his dead body.
  • You better believe that Roman Abramovich has mob contacts and can make that happen.
  • Chelsea was also rumored to be after Fluminese defender Thiago Silva, possibly to replace fellow Brazilian Alex, who reportedly wants to leave Stamford Bridge. However, it seems as if Silva to AC Milan is all but a done deal.
  • Sunderland's 4-0 win is certainly a positive for interim boss Ricky Sbragia, who is at the very least auditioning for future openings.
  • Not so much for Tony Mowbray at West Brom, who doesn't appear to be under any pressure. Presumably management knows that he's at the helm of one of the least talented sides in the league. At any rate, the Baggies better be preparing scouting reports on teams like Cardiff City and Burnley because they'll probably end up playing them next year. Actually, at this point Burnley has a better chance of being up next year than West Brom does.
  • Can West Brom say they've beated Fulham, Arsenal, and Chelsea this season. Didn't think so. Sure it was the Carling Cup, but still...
  • It will be fascinating to see how Luis Felipe Scolari lines up Chelsea tomorrow afternoon. Will he put Drogba and Anelka both in the starting lineup? I think he should, but the question then becomes who goes in midfield. I would line it up Cech, Bosingwa, Terry, Alex (or Ivanovic), A Cole, Mikel, J Cole, Lampard, Ballack/Deco/Kalou, Drogba, Anelka. It would be a 4-1-3-2 with Mikel in his holding midfield role and two strikers. The only question is how to line up the midfield. Joe Cole goes on one wing but do you put Lampard on the other? Or does Lamps go center? Kalou is more of a winger than Deco or Ballack but Deco and Ballack are higher in the pecking order, assuredly. Perhaps Big Phil will go with a basic 4-4-2 and put Mikel on the bench with Ballack and Lampard in central midfield. Or he may just stick with the 4-1-4-1 and leave either Drogba and Anelka as substitutes.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

London: The Showstopping Finale! (Act One)

I left my story on Wednesday with me preparing to head to Cadogan Arms for Chelsea's Champions' League match with Bordeaux. Apparently, the group's dinner plans went pear-shaped when some people showed up late and set the whole group back. That was going to make them late for the play so that they might not be able to be seated until intermission. Thus, Dan shuffled in the door just as I was about to leave. We left at the same time and it came out that Tom and Dan were heading to Riley's, the Chelsea bar that Tom and his friends frequent. I wasn't explicitly invited (perhaps because I had already stated my intent to go to Cadogan), but I took the liberty of inviting myself. After all, it's a Chelsea bar, Dan is an Arsenal fan, and Tom is a Chelsea fan but couldn't name more than three Chelsea players. I belonged as much as or more than either of them.

We arrived at the bar and it was still 10 minutes or so before the match so it was relatively empty. We had been warned by Tom that there might be some rough characters, but it was actually quite friendly and nobody troubled us at all. The music selections were odd, though. The first song I heard playing was an old country song, which I couldn't identify. The second was Jeannie C. Riley's hit "Harper Valley PTA." Keep in mind that we are in London, one of the world's poshest cities, in Chelsea, one of London's poshest neighborhoods, and on King's Road, Chelsea's poshest streets. And we are listening to Harper Valley PTA in a dive bar and drinking Strongbow. It was tremendous.

As the game started, the crowd started to shuffle in. Apparently, according to Tom many of the regulars weren't there, which I imagine can be chalked up to a midweek game as opposed to a weekend fixture. Chelsea began sluggishly. Bordeaux was playing beyond a loud home crowd and simply had more urgency. One of the ways you can tell how well a football team is playing is how much space there is in midfield. A motivated team is challenging everything in midfield while a lethargic one gives up tons of space to move. Bordeaux were having there way in that department. Neither team had many strong chances, though and all told it was a boring first half. The second half saw Nicolas Anelka put Chelsea in front. He beat the offsides trap and coolly slotted the ball past the goalkeeper. One on one's look easy when the striker handles them correctly but an unbelievable amount of them are botched. Arsenal missed four against Burnley. It's a testament to Anelka's quality that he handled his so easily. Chelsea seemed to be cruising to the final 16 of the Champions League, but no one goal lead is safe and a defensive laps allowed Bordeaux to equalize with a late header. All in all it was disappointing. Chelsea should have won and been in position to control their own destiny against Cluj. As it happened, they would need to wait until Matchday Six to secure qualification.

Thursday was Thanksgiving, but it wasn't very festive for me. Although things have greatly improved on all fronts since, it sure didn't feel like there was much to give thanks for at the time. I think I had a cottage pie, watched some TV, and that was the extent of my celebration.

I had hoped to go shopping on Friday and maybe pick up a few things from Zaavi and/or Lilywhite's but I wanted to talk to Emily, who was coming back from Cambridge, so I got delayed and didn't get around to it during the day. Emily texted me when she came back from Cambridge and I talked to her. Basically, I was still needing someone to talk to regarding the Laura situation (which is now happily resolved!) and I felt like she was the only one around who would listen. That proved therapeutic and I hoped curry and bowling, which was planned for later in the evening would, too. Emily had told me that Laura would be there, but I thought that it wouldn't bother me. After walking to the Tube and waiting for the train, I realized it would bother me to be able to see Laura having fun but not be able to have fun with her, and I came up with the idea to just get off at Picadilly Circus, go to Zaavi, and spend the night listening to my purchases. I bought Out of Control by Girls Aloud, Tangled Up by Girls Aloud, Reasons To Be Cheerful: The Best of Ian Dury, Prospekt's March EP by Coldplay, Greatest Day (single) by Take That, a Chelsea FC poster, and a Region 2 copy of Save The Last Dance for my London: City of Nations paper. Then, I went to Tesco and bought food and a couple bottles of Magner's. I spent the night surfing the net, listening to my music, and slowly drinking a bottle of Magner's. I heard that bowling was extremely fun and was sad to miss it because I love bowling, but I don't know that it would have been fun for me so I think I made the right decision.

Saturday was the day of the last weekend of rugby union's fall internationals. New Zealand was set to take on England with Australia to face Wales. Given the pounding that England took at the hands of South Africa, I took the liberty of assuming that they wouldn't put up much fight against the All Blacks of New Zealand, who are currently the world's top team. Thus, with the games being played simultaneously, I chose to watch Wales rather than England. Wales had been in the game against both Wales and South Africa before suffering narrow defeats, so it seemed there was a very real chance they could pull it out and beat South Africa. Basically, in rugby union, the three southern hemisphere teams are the powerhouses. Not that the other teams can't beat them, but they are the constants. For a European squad to beat one of the southern hemsiphere teams is a rare and meaningful accomplishment.

I can't remember the details of the game now except that Wales took the lead early and led all the way but never by very much. A quick google indicates that Wales ultimately won 21-18. As I recall, Wales recorded a late penalty to make it an eight point gap, which means that a converted try would still leave Australia short on points. However, Australia gave it a hell of an effort, scoring in the waning moments to cut the gap to three. Unfortunately for the Wallabies, Wales recovered and held on to close out the match. This was easily the best Rugby Union match that I saw while in London and was a perfect advertisement for the game. The players and fans were passionate, the game was intense and free-flowing, and it feature the full breadth of the Union game. There was great wide play, great tight play, excellent kicking (both goal and tactical), and all in all it was just a great showpiece game.

I had a mind that I should get out of the house on Saturday night. I didn't have anyone to go with and it was a pretty chilly night, but I still wanted to go to Warwick Avenue. For the unfamiliar, Warwick Avenue is the title of a number 3 hit by one of my favorite artists, Duffy. For me, Abbey Road held little appeal. Warwick Avenue was the musical location I wanted to see (having already been to Sloane Square, mentioned in the Morrissey song "Hairdresser on Fire"). So that's where I went. Warwick Avenue is on the Bakerloo line, which links with the Piccadilly line at Picadilly Circus.

The first thing I noticed about Warwick Avenue upon leaving the tube is that it is a pretty quiet, obviously residential neighborhood. It's the kind of place where people actually live, as opposed to Chelsea where only millionaires can afford to live. There are plenty of swank looking houses and the whole bit but not much action and much to see. To that end, I set off looking for something even vaguely resembling a high street where I might grab a bite to eat. I didn't really find it, at least not immediately. I saw the odd coffee shop, but I just wandered around until I ran into the canal and had to change direction. Eventually, I ended up on Harrow Road, which was quite busy. I felt a little bit sketchy on Harrow Road, though. I was alone, at night, in an unfamiliar part of an unfamiliar city, and judging by the amount of Arabic writing on the signs and the people walking the streets, I was the wrong color for this neighborhood. Still, it was a busy street so I didn't much fear a mugging if I minded my own business. I walked Harrow Road for a little while hoping I might find a suitable place to eat. There were a number of KFC/Harold's Chicken Shack type places, but I felt that knowing which one to choose and how to order is dependent on local knowledge that I don't possess, so I skipped it.

At this point, I had been walking for 45 minutes or so. It was my intention, in accordance with the song's lyrics, to spend "an hour but no more than two" around Warwick Avenue, so I decided it was soon enough to head back towards Warwick Avenue, which I was pretty far from at this point. I was briefly lost but soon found my way and arrived at the tube station. At this point, I decided to walk the other way from the tube station and see what there was. I arrived at little Venice, where two of the large canals meet each other. It's very pretty at night and would probably be a great place to visit on a summer night, but it being late November, everything was closed up. Still, it was pleasant, so I walked along the canal for a while. Eventually, I came to another Harrow Road-like high street, the name of which escapes me currently. Finally, my hands were numbed and I headed back home. All in all it was a pleasant night, but I couldn't escape the feeling that I would have rather shared it with someone else. Nonetheless, it was I'm sure worthwhile just to get me out of the dorm and seeing London.

I don't recall anything about Sunday or Monday. Tuesday, I finished my essay for Professor Hadley and watched Burnley v. Arsenal. Some of the others went to Avenue Q, but I missed the e-mail about tickets and it's just as well because I think Laura went I probably still wouldn't have been ready to face up to that. Burnley, as it happens, continued their incredible Carling Cup run by defeating Arsenal's youngsters 2-0. Arsenal's youngsters are absurdly talented, but Burnley's veterans just wore them out. They got the first goal, put the Gunners on the back foot, and never really looked in too much danger. That makes it three London clubs, Burnley has defeated in the Carling Cup: Fulham, Chelsea, and Arsenal. And they can make it four if they can manage to beat Tottenham. As for the essay, I thought it turned out decently. Perhaps, my argument was a bit of a stretch, but I got it done early enough that I hoped I could finish Royce's essay by the end of Friday. That did not happen.

Thursday we had been threatened with a double session of Royce's class. Royce, showing his merciful side, thankfully spared us that. In fact, not only did he cut it to a single session but he also only ran class until 1230 and let us out half and hour early. The poor guy was doing everything he could do to make up for earlier miscues in the class. Essentially, he set too ambitious of a syllabus and too large of readings. In addition, there were problems with the distribution of those readings, so doing the readings became incredibly difficult. Moreover, he at first seemed condescending and the class didn't take well to his teaching style of eliciting personal responses from students (hence the class's nickname of "Feelings"). All of this set the class against him early in the quarter and the demanding papers didn't help his case. However, in the last few weeks he realized his errors. He became very flexible about what sources he would allow to be used for the papers, he became very complimentary about us, he restructured his classes so as to make them more friendly and account for the difficulty of the reading, and generally tried to rectify his previous errors. I'm afraid he still got savaged on his evaluations, but I'm sure that it won't affect him too much. He's a good teacher that just needs experience. More annoyingly, many of the students were unnecessarily cruel with their IES evaluations, which led to resentment from the IES staff. Honestly, there were several issues with IES that were annoying, but they weren't things that badly damaged our experiences. That were just annoyances, but many of the people just ripped into IES. I feel like these people are probably rich and get spoiled at home or maybe they are just rotten people, but at any rate, I think they need to grow up.

Alright, that's enough typing for now...Act Two will come a bit a later.

Monday, December 8, 2008

HOME

I finally got home today. More details to follow once I finish my Royce paper, get some good sleep, and take a few deep breaths.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

I Finally Have My Computer Back...

But it still does not work. The part that I was waiting for finally came in but it did not fix the problem. Apparently, the graphics card is shot. First thing Monday I'm making a phone call to India so that Dell will take care of it.

On the bright side, the guy at Chelsea.com only charged me for the parts and shipping and not for labor. That came to 67 pounds instead of the 105 pounds I was originally quoted. That seems fair to me so it saved me the trouble of having to haggle, which I was prepared to do.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Song of The Day -- The Loving Kind by Girls Aloud

In the US, pure pop has been almost completely banished from the mainstream. High School Musical, the Jonas Brothers, and Miley Cyrus have done their parts to keep it alive. Also, Britney Spears and Pink still trade (mainly) in that type of music.

In Europe, where rap is far less dominant, pop remains a formidable force on the charts. Not only are there many successful solo acts but also girl groups and *gasp* boy bands (well, Take That and Westlife are hardly boys anymore) remain viable. Girls Aloud is one of the foremost acts in the European and certainly UK pop scene. Originally formed on the reality TV series Popstars: The Rivals, Kimberly Walsh, Nadine Coyle, Nicola Roberts, Cheryl Cole, and Sarah Harding have since put out five studio albums together and a greatest hits collection.

Their latest album is Out Of Control, which reached #1 on the UK album chart. The first single off of the album was "The Promise," which reached #1 on the singles chart. However, today's song of the day is "The Loving Kind." "The Loving Kind" is set to become the second single from Out Of Control.

First of all, the music is brilliant and bouncy and extremely danceable. That is not the reason why I want to spotlight it, though. The lyrics really speak to me and have been stuck in my head the whole week. Here are the full lyrics:

Sometimes
I watch you when you're sleeping
I wonder what you're feeling
Both wide awake and dreaming
Of yesterday

I want you
To kiss away the tensions
The issues never mentioned
With all the best intentions
But you turn away

Oh baby if you find
I'm not the loving kind
I'll buy you flowers
I'll pour you wine
Do anything to change your mind
I know you may be disinclined
To find the love you've left behind
So kiss me then make up your mind
I'm not the loving kind

I'd do anything
Sing a song that lover's sing
If I could change your mind
Then am I not the loving kind?
I'd do anything
Sing a song that lover's sing
If I could change your mind
Then I'm not the loving kind

Somewhere on a Monday morning
In a rush hour of another day
Standing on a crowded platform
Carelessly we lost our way
Sometimes
I watch you when you're sleeping
I wonder what you're feeling
Both wide awake and dreaming
Of yesterday

Oh baby if you find
I'm not the loving kind
I'll buy you flowers
I'll pour you wine
Do anything to change your mind
I know you may be disinclined
To find the love you've left behind
So kiss me then make up your mind
I'm not the loving kind

I'm not the loving kind
I'm not the loving kind

Oh baby if you find
I'm not the loving kind
I'll buy you flowers
I'll pour you wine
Do anything to change your mind
I know you may be disinclined
To find the love you've left behind
So kiss me then make up your mind
I'm not the loving kind

I'm not the loving kind
I'm not the loving kind

Basically, this sums up a lot of what I've been feeling about what happened with me and Laura. I know that we're done and I've accepted that. Still, I can't help but think about what I might have done that would have made things different. I just wonder maybe if I had been a little bit more romantic, maybe she would have found me "the loving kind". Of course, there's every chance that she wouldn't, but that doesn't stop me from wondering...

Anyway, the song is capital B Brilliant and if there's any justice in the music world it's a sure #1 when it's released. It's the kind of song that compels me to hit the "back" button on the computer as soon as it finishes.

Friday, November 28, 2008

You're Not In Good Hands With Heurelho Gomes (Fulham v Tottenham blog)

Every term, IES runs sponsors (subsidizes) a trip to a Premier League football match. Typically, they get tickets to a Fulham match? Why? Well, Chelsea is actually the closer of the two southwest London clubs, but Chelsea is also top of the table. That means that Chelsea tickets are both absurdly expensive and quite difficult to come by. Fulham, on the other hand, is a middle of the road Premier League team at best. Tickets are reasonable (by Premier League standards) and readily available. Thus, booking tickets for a Fulham game was a very reasonable choice.

They made a more interesting choice in what game and section they chose. They chose the Fulham v Tottenham game and booked us in the neutral stands. Tottenham is another London club and is based on the north side of London. As one might expect, a large quantity of Tottenham fans made the short trip to southwest London and the away stands were completely full. And we were among them. The concept of neutral stands is that they are place for fans with no rooting interest in the game. IES decided that that included us. However, the truth is that there are really two sections of the stadium: Fulham fans and opposition fans. The neutral stands are tucked up against the opposition stands, which means that the neutral stands are functionally away stands. In that way, I came to attend my first Premier League match sitting in the away stands for a derby (European terminology for a crosstown rivalry). And I was rooting for Fulham.

Now, let me back up a bit. We met in the lobby of the res hall. Our group was IES Elaine, a bunch of Skidmore kids, Adam, Eugene, Dan, and Me. Dan is, of course, my roommate. Adam is a big Arsenal fan from New York City. He's really nice and generally good fun. Eugene is a Chelsea fan and is the kind of guy who makes everyone cringe when he enters the room. He single-handedly ruined the Chelsea-Liverpool match for me by asking me stupid questions about football and then not waiting for me to finish my answer before asking me another stupid question. Then, Dan walked into the room and he asked Dan the same stupid questions to which Dan gave (surprise!) the exact same answers as me.

We set off together from the Res Hall and took the District line to Putney Bridge. Some of the kids in the group had anxiety about the directions to Craven Cottage (Fulham's stadium). This anxiety was utterly unwarranted. The entire train was full of people going to the game and after getting off the tube there could be no doubt of the directions to Craven Cottage just follow the moving throng of fans towards the stadium. This is exactly what we did.

As we walked, loud, call-and-response cheers went up. At first, I couldn't make them out. Then, Dan told me what they were. Tottenham fans were yelling "YID ARMY!" and other Tottenham fans were calling back "YID ARMY!" You see, Tottenham is a historically Jewish club and many of their supporters are Jewish (many aren't). This led to other clubs' fans calling Tottenham supporters "yids". Yid is a ethnic slur against Jews. Instead of being offended, Tottenham supporters took ownership of the slur and now Tottenham supporters are known as the Yid Army.

In addition we heard some other Tottenham songs/chants. The main alternative was "We Are Tottenham". The lyrics are as follows: "We are Tottenham/We are Tottenham/Super Tottenham/From the Lane/We Are Tottenham/Super Tottenham/From the Lane". The Lane refers to Tottenham's home field, White Hart Lane. Also popular were "We Hate Chelsea". The lyrics to that would be: "We hate Chelsea/We hate Chelsea/We hate Chelsea/And we hate Chelsea/WE HATE CHELSEA!". The fact that Chelsea was not playing in the upcoming game doesn't have anything to do with anything mind you. West Ham also got the same song. Don't ask me why the didn't sing that with regards to the day's opponent Fulham. Apparently, they hate Chelsea and West Ham more. Finally, there were variations on songs about Dimitar Berbatov. Berbatov is a striker for Manchester United. However, before being transferred (sort of like traded) to Manchester in September he played for Tottenham. Word got out that he was looking to be transferred and Manchester United bit. This did not make him popular with Tottenham fans. That leads to mean songs. Most of them revolve around Berbatov's life story as a man who "played himself out of poverty." One I caught began: "Dim-it-tar Ber-ba-tov, his mother works as a window washer...".

This all happened on just the walk up to Craven Cottage, so I knew it would be an intense experience. As we neared the stadium, mounted police (as in, on horses) were everywhere and had megaphones to control the crowd. Things bottle-necked at the gates and we had to wait quite a while to get through. Finally, we got through and we made our way to our seats having missed the first five minutes of the match. Who was my ticket next to? On one side, I had a stranger. On the other, Eugene. On Eugene's left was Dan. On his left was Adam. On his left was a Tottenham fan. There we were, the four of us sitting in between a mass of Tottenham fans. You had Adam and Dan, both Arsenal fans and thus mortal opponents of Tottenham. Arsenal is also based in north London and Tottenham is Arsenal's biggest rival. Thus, they were rooting for Fulham. I am Chelsea fan but was rooting for the home team. Besides, I have a soft spot for Fulham because my favorite player, America's Clint Dempsey, plays for them. Eugene is a Chelsea fan but was rooting for Tottenham for no apparent reason. I should say that Eugene is a Chelsea "fan" loosely. He is the kind of fan with more money than brains. He has spent absurd money on Chelsea tickets and has all manner of Chelsea paraphenalia. He also probably could not name five Chelsea players. He in fact asked me: "Is Henry Chelsea's best player?" That's an utterly confusing question. Is he referring to Thierry Henry (pronounced AWN-REE) who plays for FC Barcelona and has never played for Chelsea or does he mean John Terry, Chelsea's captain. I had no clue. It was definitely an interesting seating situation.

The game itself was tremendous. We were nearly at field level and I can assure you live Premier League football looks nothing like it does on TV. When one watches on TV, it's easy to forget how fast everything takes place, how physical the game is, and how difficult everything is. On TV, it looks so easy, so automatic. Watching it live gives a sense of the speed and chaos of the game. We were right behind the goal that Fulham attacked in the first half, so we had a great view of all the corner kicks and other attacks on goal. In fact, we had a great view of the first goal. Fulahm's Simon Davies launched an extremely speculative long range shot at Tottenham's goalkeeper, Heurelho Gomes. It should not have presented any problems and should have been handled easily by Gomes as it hit him right in the chest. Instead, Gomes fumbled it and some how directed it into his own goal. Technically, Davies got credit for the goal. In actuality, Gomes basically scored on his own team. It was hilarious.

The first half ended with the score Fulham 1 -- Tottenham 0. As the second half started, Tottenham brought on two substitutes. Luka Modric came off in favor of Aaron Lennon and Tom Huddlestone was replaced by Roman Pavlyuchenko. Apparently, our friend Eugene is Russian. Or has a man crush on Roman Pavlyuchenko. Either way, every time the ball got within two or three yards of Pavlyuchenko, we were treated to Eugene screaming "PAVLYUCHENKO!" It was a bit excessive. Thankfully, Pavlyuchenko is mainly used as a target man for service and Fulham defender Brede Hangeland used his impressive height to head any and all service away before it could even get to the Russian. Thus, he was a non factor and we were saved whatever god-awful celebration might have followed a Pavlyuchenko goal.

Fulham added another goal in the second half when Tottenham dealt poorly with a Fulham corner, allowing Fulham striker Andy Johnson to clean up the mess and slot home a goal. That put the score to 2-0 for Fulham with 20 minutes to go. Tottenham substitute Frazier Campbell pulled one back for the visitors in the 81st minute. Frazier Campbell is an interesting figure. As part of the Berbatov deal, Manchester United sent back Campbell on a full-season loan to Tottenham. Now, Campbell has became one of Tottenham's most dangerous attackers. Manchester United has accordingly decided that they may try to break their deal and take him back at mid-season. Say what you will, the Premier League is not without its intrigues. Fortunately for Fulham, it was too little to late. Final score: Fulham 2 -- Tottenham 1.

Not only did we hear songs before the game but we also heard them during. We got all the ones I mentioned previous to the game and a few more. There was "When The Spurs Go Marching In". That would be "When The Saints Go Marching In" with the lyrics changed to include Tottenham's nickname "Spurs," which derives from there full name Tottenham Hotspur. There was also "Come...On...You...Spurs!" sung slowly and repeatedly. From the Fulham side I could make out the old "Let's Go!" chant (da da da-da-da da-da-da-da LET'S GO!) with the Let's Go! replace with "Ful-Ham!" and singing of the tune to Frankie Valli's "Can't Take My Eyes Off You," which is played after the game.

Overall, it was an amazing experience that I enjoyed. It's a completely different experience from attending an NFL game or NHL game. It's slightly more like Wrestlemania (without the pyro, though) but actually the crowd is most similar to that of an indy wrestling show in terms of the involvement and the vocalness. When you combine that atmosphere with action from the world's best league of the world's most popular sport, you have special experience indeed. That's why Dan and I got tickets to Fulham's December 6 match against Manchester City (this time in the home seats). I'm very excited to go back and see what it's like to be in the midst of a home crowd.